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Hey, I'm the witty, attractive geek
who you can't believe is unable to score with chicks. Probably because
I'm incapable of initiating conversation that isn't about maths. |
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Hey, I'm the fat, revolting geek. Pass the
twinkies. Oh god, I'm so damn fat. Watch me be a geek. Om nom nom. |
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You are my best friend. I will never betray you,
or the token ethnic dude we hang around. |
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Hi. Help me cheat at cards. |
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I'm not going to do that. I have morals. Also, I
have a responsibility to my fat, ugly friend who I would never lie to. |
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Do it. |
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No. |
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Do it. |
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Ok. |
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Like you, I'm way too attractive to be a credible
maths genius. My purpose is to flirt outrageously with you, then reject
you. |
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I'm an asshole. My purpose is to be an asshole. |
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I'm Asian. My purpose is to be Asian. Asians are
good at maths. |
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Hey, this is easy! I'm winning thousands of
dollars just by being good at maths! Nevertheless, I am not doing this
for the money. |
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I dislike you because you don't like money
enough. |
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This plan cannot possibly fail. |
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Hmmmm. I wonder if these people who come into my
casino every night and gamble without ever losing even once might be
cheating. |
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I'm going to sabotage everything because I'm an
asshole. |
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Sprung! Nevertheless.... must.... win....
more.... money!! |
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You've changed, man. |
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Oh, shit! I broke my promise to never betray my
loser geek friends! The power has gone to my head! I will have a moral
crisis and start losing money. |
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You're fired! You're all fired! I hate all of
you! |
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More money!!! Raaaarg!!! |
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I dislike you because you like money too much. |
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(sabotage) |
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(wrath) |
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Well, I sure have learned my lesson. Lawrence
Fishburne beat the shit out of me and then Kevin Spacey stole all my
possessions. Facing the wrath of two A-list Hollywood stars has shown
me the error of my ways. |
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Wait, no, fuck that shit. I'm going to team up
with Kevin Spacey again and win more money. |
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So I guess we're going to go to a different
casino this time, right? I mean, Lawrence Fishburne knows all our
faces, and there are thousands of other casinos in America. |
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No, we're going to go to the same casino wearing
ridiculous costumes. |
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Outstanding! |
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You little bastards! You thought you could
fool me with those ridiculous disguises? I'll kill you! |
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Oh shit, we're dead! |
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Hello there. I'm director M. Night Shyamalan. You
will see me whenever a movie contains an unforseen twist ending!
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Well, it looks like everything turned out just
fine for everybody. |
