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In a parallel universe... |
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Our souls are shapeshifting animals! |
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We have scientific evidence that magic dust is
flowing into people from space. |
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You are a liar good sir! The tyrannical religious
organisation that controls the world shall hear about this. |
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Please don't hurt my uncle James Bond! |
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Hey little girl! You don't know me, but come with
me to the Arctic for unspecified reasons.
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Ok. |
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Take with you this golden compass.
Science created it to always tell the truth, unlike religion. Science
is better than religion. Science. |
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Hey there! Save some missing children, y'all. |
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Ok. |
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I'm an armoured bear. I don't have any armour. An
armoured bear without armour is not an armoured bear. It is just a
bear. I should have armour, so that I can be an armoured bear. Because
an armoured bear should have armour. |
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Armoured bear. |
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Give me the golden compass! I must destroy it,
because it reveals how religion is bad. |
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Ok. |
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No! First you must save the missing children. |
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Ok. |
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I have to fight polar bears to reclaim my place
as king of the bears! |
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Little girl! You are outnumbered! Surrender the
golden compass! |
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Witches to the rescue!! |
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...and that is why Christianity is evil. |
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This is the greatest movie I've ever fucking
seen. |
