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Hey there! I'm scientist Bruce
Banner. I was bombarded with gamma radiation, which for some reason
gave me superpowers. Now, whenever I'm angry, I turn into The
Incredible Hulk! |
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What? No, I'm Bruce Banner! Who the
hell are you? |
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Shut up, old man! Your movie sucked! Marvel is
re-envisioning the franchise with a more action-packed, less emo
version of the Hulk. That means the Ed-man's here to rock out with his
Hulk out! |
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Won't audiences be confused by a sequel that has
been entirely recast? |
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This ain't a sequel! It's a reboot! A
completely new origin story that disregards previous continuity and
tells the story in a different way! |
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So it's a big-budget remake of a big-budget movie
that came out a couple of years ago. |
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Yes. But popular criticism of your film suggested
that it contained far too much of Bruce Banner being emo, and nowhere
near enough of the Hulk smashing stuff. So we've written it completely
differently this time. Aaaand... action! |
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Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo |
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Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo |
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Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo |
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Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo |
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HULK SMASH |
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hay guyz wats going on |
