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Hey, have you noticed how women are
only interested in dating assholes? What's the deal with that! Why are
women all so stupid? |
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Well, in this film adapted from an
Oprah-featured self-help book, we will answer this conundrum by way of
a ridiculously ensemble cast of Hollywood A-listers. |
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Hey, why don't dudes want to get married? |
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Why are dudes so secretive all the time? |
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Why do dudes want to fuck me all the time? Also,
why don't I have much luck sleeping with dudes who are married to
Jennifer Connelly? |
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Why don't dudes want to date me after I stalk
them? |
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What the hell is my role in this movie? |
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I'm a Mac. I will answer all these questions with
my encyclopedic knowledge of what every man is thinking in every
situation that you can ever imagine. See, men aren't difficult to
understand because they all think exactly the same way all the time.
Except gay men, they're completely different. |
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I don't want to get married because I'm an
asshole who is terrified of commitment. |
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I'm so secretive because I'm an asshole who is
fucking Scarlett Johansson. |
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Hi, I'm an asshole. |
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Ooohhh... So basically, all men are assholes! |
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But wait! |
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I'd like to get married now. |
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I also have changed my mind. There's nothing
wrong with being a needy, controlling psychopath. Actually that's the
best way to get us to fall in love with you. |
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Wait, did we actually just tack a Hollywood
ending onto a movie whose central theme is that Hollywood endings are
misleading? Did we finally succeed in creating a chick flick that is
every bit as insulting to women as it is to men? |
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Here is some Myspace product placement. |
