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AHAHAHA I'M WILL FERRELL I'M A LOUD
CRAZY RETARD WHO IS ALSO A GENIUS SCIENTIST SOMEHOW I INVENTED A TIME
MACHINE BUT EVERYONE THINKS I'M TOO CRAZY TO BE A REAL SCIENTIST SO I
WILL DO SOME WACKY THINGS AND JUST BE LOUD AND WACKY NOW LETS TRAVEL
THROUGH TIME NOW OK. |
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I'm the only person in the world who believes
Will Ferrell is actually a genius rather than a retarded man-child lost
in his own fantasy. I will join him on his absurd, poorly-thought-out
adventure through time. |
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I am a third character. |
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OH SHIT SO THE TACHYONS ARE TOO POWERFUL AND WE
ARE GOING INTO A VORTEX NOW WITH CRAZY SPECIAL EFFECTS AND NOW WE ARE
IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION AND I DROPPED THE TIME MACHINE SO WE ARE STUCK
HERE AND I AM WACKY WACKY WACKY WACKY FUNNY. |
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Tachyons are a science-related thing you may have
heard of. Minimum research on Wikipedia will tell you that tachyons may
travel through time so you will find the premise of this film
plausible. |
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So it appears I am stuck in an alternate
dimension for the rest of my life with two halfwits. I find this
fascinating rather than terrifying. Also the plot will constantly
change its mind about whether we have travelled through time or
dimensions, as though the two concepts are interchangeable. |
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AAAAAAAGH DINOSAURS OH NO TYRANNOSAURUS LOOK OUT
PTERODACTYLS MONKEY PEOPLE TACHYONS ICE CREAM!!!!! TYRANNOSAURUS AGAIN
LIZARD MONSTERS TAKE OVER THE WORLD. |
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TYRANNOSAURUS JUST ATE ME AND SHAT ME OUT AGAIN
SOMEHOW WITHOUT DIGESTING ME SO WE ARE NOW FRIENDS BUT TIME TRAVEL IS
GAY SO I AM GOING HOME IN A WACKY MANNER. |
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I want to stay behind and have sex with sexy cave
women. |
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OK HERE IS SOME MORE OF ME BEING WACKY WILL
FERRELL. |
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Editor's note: Seriously, don't see this one,
it's fucking worse than cancer. |
