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After my hit documentary about
McDonald's, I was held to high expectations for my next movie.
Unfortunately I couldn't really think of anything more to say, so I'm
just going to go ahead and make a movie about my pregnant wife. Oh, and
something about Arabs. |
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Here is some money. |
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Oh man, I'm so psyched about becoming a dad. It's
such a wonderful, magical, beautiful thing. My wife is so awesome and I
love her so much. Life is good. I'm going to go talk to some muslims. |
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EGYPT |
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Is Osama bin Laden here? |
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No! |
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MOROCCO |
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Is Osama bin Laden here? |
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No! |
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AFGHANISTAN |
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Is Osama bin Laden here? |
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No! |
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PALESTINE |
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Is Osama bin Laden here? |
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No fag. |
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SAUDI ARABIA |
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Whew, this is hard! One thing I have learned on
my travels is that America has a really bad public image in muslim
countries! This is very sad. Now I'm going to dress up in a really
stupid Arab costume and start bothering people in a public mall. I bet
that will be in no way offensive to the locals. |
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(politely uncomfortable) |
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ISRAEL |
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Is Osam-
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Get out!!! Get out of here!!! Get ouuuuuut!!!
Blaaaaaaarg!!! |
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PAKISTAN |
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Well, here it is. I've finally found some
reliable information that suggests that Osama bin Laden is here in
Pakistan. Just a few more miles, and I will locate his hiding place and
make history. |
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Nah fuck it. |
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AMERICA |
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Well, it's been a real journey of discovery. I've
learned that America sucks because we've been all imperialistic and
warmongering and funding terrorists and shit. I've also learned that
muslims suck because they have all that religion and stuff. |
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Come to think of it, I can't quite put my finger
on what exactly the point is that I'm trying to make. Osama bin Laden
hasn't been relevant for half a decade, and beyond that I don't have
anything to say that Michael Moore hasn't said more succinctly, several
years ago. |
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Oh by the way it's a boy!!! |
