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Hi, I'm Tobin Bell, the recurring
antagonist of this franchise even though I died like two movies ago.
You're watching the least self-contained film franchise in history, so
in case you've forgotten the earlier episodes, here is approximately
three hours of stock footage from the previous films to bring you up to
date with our ridiculously convoluted storyline. |
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Okiedokie! Oh shit, now we're out of time. Here's
some excessive gore porn. |
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Hey, do you think the writers of this franchise
are increasingly losing their grasp on the concept that graphic
violence is not interchangable with suspense? |
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Nah, I figure the only reason people keep coming
back is for the unforseen twist endings. |
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By the way, the twist in this episode is that
THERE IS NO TWIST!!!!
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Oh, shit! I didn't see that one coming! |
